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Bakkies Botha

Bakkies Botha is so sterk, hy kan ‘n bladsy uit facebook uit skeur

Bakkies Botha bel nie die verkeerde nommer nie, jy antwoord die verkeerde foon

Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

Bakkies Botha doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience

Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.

Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.

The sheep on Bakkies Botha’ farm are the ones that give us steel wool.

Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.

When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back

Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies Botha

Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.

Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay phone

Toe Alexander Graham Bell die foon ontwerp het, was daar reeds 3 missed calls van Bakkies Botha af

The Vredefort dome was not created by a meteorite, Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down

Die enigste tyd wat Bakkies rustig raak is as Riaan die nuus lees om 7

Wanneer Bakkies melk op sy rice crispies gooi, bly hulle tjoep f*kken stil

Die eerste ding wat Bakkies doen wanneer hy by die see aankom, is om twee lengtes te swem

Bakkies Botha was sy 4 x 4 met Chuck Norris se hairpiece

As die weerlig slaan, slaan Bakkies Botha terug

As ‘n reenbui val tel Bakkies Botha hom op

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